Let’s try this again… The first round was WACK, Yo. Now that we’ve seen what the Playoff versions of these teams look like FakeHockeyNews is ready to try again. We can’t frig it up that bad, that often… Unfortunately, this is being posted late and we have already botched the Islanders series. St.Louis Blues vs Dallas Stars FHN Pick: Blues in 6 The Blues continued … Continue reading 2 for 8 In The First Round. Here Are The Round 2 Picks You Should Bet Against, Probably.
Fake Hockey News doesn’t know what the fuck we’re talking about here’s our best guess. Calgary Flames vs Colorado Avalanche This is the western series with the most consensus. Calgary is the better team, right? WRONG! No just kidding they are and will probably win but their goaltending is going to play a major role in this series. Calgary has yet to announce the starting … Continue reading Playoffs Picks My Dudes (West)
The playoffs are fuckin here!!!! Let’s break this bitch down. Tampa Bay Lightning vs Columbus Blue Jackets FHN Pick: Tampa in 5 The bolts are the best team in hockey by a country mile. The Jackets are a team better than their record shows and not an ideal first round match-up for a number one seed. That being said the Lightning are the best in … Continue reading The Fake Hockey News Playoff Picks Baby (EAST)
The Smashville Preds are going all the way this year. It will happen in 7 games when their wagon meets the TampaBay wagon in the fiz-inalz. The Predators have been contenders if not favourites for the past 3 seasons and this year it’s going down. While it pains me to say as a die-hard Winnipeg Jets fan. I feel as though the deal was sealed … Continue reading Stanley Cup Champion Mikael Granlund
Here is some great gambling advice you should follow. With 8 NHL teams playing tonight I’m firing a four-team parlay out there. You should too because I once went 4 for 4. Ducks @ Leafs The Leafs have kinda sucked but not as much as the Ducks. Toronto has been wicked good at losing to bad teams and then beating good ones, however they … Continue reading Betting Every Game
20 teams played NHL hockey last night. This is what happened from where I was sitting. Chicago 3 @ Winnipeg 6 Lets start with the Jets because I want to. The Jets have been making bad teams look good as of late but still have been coming out on top…so who cares probably? They decided to run the hawks show to start the game and … Continue reading Tuesday Night Hackey Recap
The Uber-Nhl series is back with a hilarious sequel. Evidently, the NHL didn’t learn its lesson during the Senators ride. Head coach Dave Hakstol, Assistant coaches Ian Laperriere and Rick Wilson, as well as goaltending coach Kim Dillabaugh entered the Honda Civic after stumbling out of a Winnipeg Pub Sunday Evening. They were coming off of an embarrassing 7-1 afternoon loss to the local Jets. … Continue reading Philly Coaching Staff Unaware They Were Being Recorded In Uber After Tough Loss