Playoffs Picks My Dudes (West)

Fake Hockey News doesn’t know what the fuck we’re talking about here’s our best guess. Calgary Flames vs Colorado Avalanche¬† This is the western series with the most consensus. Calgary is the better team, right? WRONG! No just kidding they are and will probably win but their goaltending is going to play a major role in this series. Calgary has yet to announce the starting … Continue reading Playoffs Picks My Dudes (West)

The Fake Hockey News Playoff Picks Baby (EAST)

The playoffs are fuckin here!!!! Let’s break this bitch down. Tampa Bay Lightning vs Columbus Blue Jackets¬† FHN Pick: Tampa in 5 The bolts are the best team in hockey by a country mile. The Jackets are a team better than their record shows and not an ideal first round match-up for a number one seed. That being said the Lightning are the best in … Continue reading The Fake Hockey News Playoff Picks Baby (EAST)

Morgan Rielly “I could have ended up living in a shed with my uncle”

Morgan Rielly is having a monster season. Despite what the league says he’s an All-star. The former Moose Jaw Warrior leads all NHL defensemen with 50 points in 49 games. Rielly’s numbers have put him firmly into the Norris Trophy conversation for leagues best DMAN. Something the Rielly says he “never could have imagined.” Rielly says he is grateful to be able to play the … Continue reading Morgan Rielly “I could have ended up living in a shed with my uncle”

Philly Coaching Staff Unaware They Were Being Recorded In Uber After Tough Loss

The Uber-Nhl series is back with a hilarious sequel. Evidently, the NHL didn’t learn its lesson during the Senators ride. Head coach Dave Hakstol, Assistant coaches Ian Laperriere and Rick Wilson, as well as goaltending coach Kim Dillabaugh entered the Honda Civic after stumbling out of a Winnipeg Pub Sunday Evening. They were coming off of an embarrassing 7-1 afternoon loss to the local Jets. … Continue reading Philly Coaching Staff Unaware They Were Being Recorded In Uber After Tough Loss

Phil Kessel On Trade Rumors “Everybody wants me”

Phil Kessel’s name has once again come up in trade rumours. When asked to comment on the issue Phil cleared his nose and spit on the floor before announcing “Everybody! Listen up! Now I’m only going to say this once alright! There’s been some talk about the Phil getting dealt again okay, yes? we’ve all heard? Now I want to assure you I’m not going … Continue reading Phil Kessel On Trade Rumors “Everybody wants me”

Toranna Media On The Leafs, Wings Thursday Night Tilt “A must win”

The maples currently sit 3 points back of the Atlantic and league leaders Tampa Bay. With a game in hand, the Leafs can tighten that gap against the worst Detroit Red Wings team in over two decades. With Billiam Nylander jumping back into the lineup the Leafs should dust Justin Abdelkader and company. If the Leafs, however, manage to blow this sure thing then people … Continue reading Toranna Media On The Leafs, Wings Thursday Night Tilt “A must win”