Predicting this division is going to be wicked hard. Last years bottom two teams the Devils and Rangers both improved significantly. The Flyers are a year older and wiser. The Capitals and Penguins are the Capitals and Penguins…but the team that’s going to come out on top of this division is SEBASTIAN AHO AND THE HURRICANES!!! Just kidding they are the Flordia of last year, … Continue reading Season Predictions: The Metro
Let’s try this again… The first round was WACK, Yo. Now that we’ve seen what the Playoff versions of these teams look like FakeHockeyNews is ready to try again. We can’t frig it up that bad, that often… Unfortunately, this is being posted late and we have already botched the Islanders series. St.Louis Blues vs Dallas Stars FHN Pick: Blues in 6 The Blues continued … Continue reading 2 for 8 In The First Round. Here Are The Round 2 Picks You Should Bet Against, Probably.
The playoffs are fuckin here!!!! Let’s break this bitch down. Tampa Bay Lightning vs Columbus Blue Jackets FHN Pick: Tampa in 5 The bolts are the best team in hockey by a country mile. The Jackets are a team better than their record shows and not an ideal first round match-up for a number one seed. That being said the Lightning are the best in … Continue reading The Fake Hockey News Playoff Picks Baby (EAST)