Season Predictions: The Metro

Predicting this division is going to be wicked hard. Last years bottom two teams the Devils and Rangers both improved significantly. The Flyers are a year older and wiser. The Capitals and Penguins are the Capitals and Penguins…but the team that’s going to come out on top of this division is SEBASTIAN AHO AND THE HURRICANES!!! Just kidding they are the Flordia of last year, … Continue reading Season Predictions: The Metro

2 for 8 In The First Round. Here Are The Round 2 Picks You Should Bet Against, Probably.

Let’s try this again… The first round was WACK, Yo. Now that we’ve seen what the Playoff versions of these teams look like FakeHockeyNews is ready to try again. We can’t frig it up that bad, that often… Unfortunately, this is being posted late and we have already botched the Islanders series. St.Louis Blues vs Dallas Stars FHN Pick: Blues in 6 The Blues continued … Continue reading 2 for 8 In The First Round. Here Are The Round 2 Picks You Should Bet Against, Probably.

The Fake Hockey News Playoff Picks Baby (EAST)

The playoffs are fuckin here!!!! Let’s break this bitch down. Tampa Bay Lightning vs Columbus Blue JacketsĀ  FHN Pick: Tampa in 5 The bolts are the best team in hockey by a country mile. The Jackets are a team better than their record shows and not an ideal first round match-up for a number one seed. That being said the Lightning are the best in … Continue reading The Fake Hockey News Playoff Picks Baby (EAST)

Cam Ward Is Either the Best or Worst Goalie in The League.

Cam Cam Cammy Cam Cam Ward The man showed up won everything you could ever dream of and then proceeded to coast his way to an estimated 54 million dollars in earning. The Blackhawks gave him 3 mill more because he was a Conn Smyth winner over a decade ago. He has made the playoffs just once since his MVP run and put up some … Continue reading Cam Ward Is Either the Best or Worst Goalie in The League.

Aho “no regrets” over turning down leading role in HBO’s hit series Game Of Thrones

Carolina Hurricanes centre Sebastian Aho has gotten off to a monster start this season, scoring 4 goals, and 13 assists in just 12 games. The Finnish youngsters hard work appears to have paid off, but his path to NHL stardom was not always clear. Many questioned Aho’s decision when he chose to peruse a career in hockey after being offered a role in the HBO … Continue reading Aho “no regrets” over turning down leading role in HBO’s hit series Game Of Thrones