Yzerman from first to worst in the Atlantic. Here are some real warm takes. Continue reading Season Predictions: The Atlantic
Let’s try this again… The first round was WACK, Yo. Now that we’ve seen what the Playoff versions of these teams look like FakeHockeyNews is ready to try again. We can’t frig it up that bad, that often… Unfortunately, this is being posted late and we have already botched the Islanders series. St.Louis Blues vs Dallas Stars FHN Pick: Blues in 6 The Blues continued … Continue reading 2 for 8 In The First Round. Here Are The Round 2 Picks You Should Bet Against, Probably.
The playoffs are fuckin here!!!! Let’s break this bitch down. Tampa Bay Lightning vs Columbus Blue Jackets FHN Pick: Tampa in 5 The bolts are the best team in hockey by a country mile. The Jackets are a team better than their record shows and not an ideal first round match-up for a number one seed. That being said the Lightning are the best in … Continue reading The Fake Hockey News Playoff Picks Baby (EAST)
20 teams played NHL hockey last night. This is what happened from where I was sitting. Chicago 3 @ Winnipeg 6 Lets start with the Jets because I want to. The Jets have been making bad teams look good as of late but still have been coming out on top…so who cares probably? They decided to run the hawks show to start the game and … Continue reading Tuesday Night Hackey Recap
Phil Kessel’s name has once again come up in trade rumours. When asked to comment on the issue Phil cleared his nose and spit on the floor before announcing “Everybody! Listen up! Now I’m only going to say this once alright! There’s been some talk about the Phil getting dealt again okay, yes? we’ve all heard? Now I want to assure you I’m not going … Continue reading Phil Kessel On Trade Rumors “Everybody wants me”