The Fake Hockey News is looking for writers. You don’t have to be a good writer, you just have to say outrageous things and watch hockey enough to know you couldn’t play. No, you know what scratch that we want exactly one guy that thinks he could play in the NHL. Those guys are the fuckin worst. Everyone knows one. Oh wow you scored 150 … Continue reading Fake Hockey News Wants You!
This is one of the greatest youtube videos ever made. It perfectly sums up the brilliant career of Alex Kovalev, just sick, with little to no effort. I love it. Awful video quality but ill watch anything if you sauce hells bells on in the background. Continue reading Alex Kovalev. Remember Him? Filthy
They are partying in the streets of Edmonton, Peter Chiarelli has finally been fired. That guy sucked, we knew he sucked right from the getgo he traded Seguin and came to the Oilers to try and ruin a generational talent. He should have been let go the second the Hall Larsson deal went down. The new GM of the Oilers will be the city of … Continue reading Peter Chiarelli is Done, Oilers Hire City
And Stupid and DUMB! Continue reading The All-Star Game is Dumb and Stupid
Jets GM Kevin Cheveldayoff or “Kev” as I like to call him, has seriously gone too far this time. It’s one thing to call the cops on a guy but to just block him from your life… That’s not cool Kev. I understand that 47 voice mails on a Saturday night isn’t what you need to be waking up to Sunday morning but lots of … Continue reading Kevin Cheveldayoff Blocked My Number
1. Connor McDavid You should definitely pick him up. He’s pretty good at hockey. 2. Sidney Crosby Here’s another guy that’s pretty good at hockey. I would get him if you want to win fantasy hockey. 3. Nathan Mackinnon This Mackinnon fella he scores points sometimes. Go pick him up. 4. Taylor Hall Taylor Hall, believe it or not is a former NHL heart trophie … Continue reading Five Fantasy Hockey Moves You Need to Make Today