Colin White Signs 6 Year Ticket

The Sens locked up young stud Colin White to a 6 year 28,500,000 MILLION dollar contract. The deal looks like it will be a steal for the senators in the later years. White is coming off a breakout season where he scored 41 points as a 21-year-old. He’s a stallion. Eugene Melnyk was thrilled about the contract, stating: “I was very pleased to see Mark … Continue reading Colin White Signs 6 Year Ticket

Season Predictions: The Metro

Predicting this division is going to be wicked hard. Last years bottom two teams the Devils and Rangers both improved significantly. The Flyers are a year older and wiser. The Capitals and Penguins are the Capitals and Penguins…but the team that’s going to come out on top of this division is SEBASTIAN AHO AND THE HURRICANES!!! Just kidding they are the Flordia of last year, … Continue reading Season Predictions: The Metro

2 for 8 In The First Round. Here Are The Round 2 Picks You Should Bet Against, Probably.

Let’s try this again… The first round was WACK, Yo. Now that we’ve seen what the Playoff versions of these teams look like FakeHockeyNews is ready to try again. We can’t frig it up that bad, that often… Unfortunately, this is being posted late and we have already botched the Islanders series. St.Louis Blues vs Dallas Stars FHN Pick: Blues in 6 The Blues continued … Continue reading 2 for 8 In The First Round. Here Are The Round 2 Picks You Should Bet Against, Probably.