Top 10 Top 10 Ideas

Here is a carefully constructed list of top 10s that I may or may not ever do.

NUMBER 10

Top 10 reasons William Nylander is better than Matthews, Marner, and Tavares combined. It would just be this photo 10 times. Also, people need to start calling him Bill NybILL nYE

 

NUMBER 9

Top 10 KHL highlights. The K is filthy anyone who says otherwise probably doesn’t even wash their hands.

NUMBER 8

Top 10 hits that lead to 2-on-1’s the other way. Dion Phaneuf would probably make up at least half the list. This is a top 10 I would legitimately love to see someone less lazy than me make.

NUMBER 7

Top 10 drunk dads getting the boot from their son’s hockey games, on their Birthday, and the kid gets a shutout, and everyone is so fired up because it was a big game that got the team into the playoffs, but you know you have an awkward silent car ride ahead of you. 

NUMBER 6

Top 10 Gary Bettman. I love Gary Bettman. And if you don’t you’re a punk-ass follower. Heres the comish taking his boos like a man.

NUMBER 5

Top 10 hockey hair on people named Jack Eichel

NUMBER 4

Top 10 Beer League comebacks. Beer league top 10s, in general, should be a thing. The greatest save I’ve ever seen was by a defenseman using his elbow pad like a blocker. He was 37 years old had no reason to sacrifice his body at 11pm in a 7-4 Tuesday night game.

NUMBER 3

Top 10 “actually pretty sick” plays by the worst player on your team.

NUMBER 2

Top 10 times Scott Stevens did something suspendable and the commentators stroked him off.

NUMBER 1

Top 10 top 10 top 10’s. This, of course, will be number 1.

 

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