Colin White Signs 6 Year Ticket

The Sens locked up young stud Colin White to a 6 year 28,500,000 MILLION dollar contract. The deal looks like it will be a steal for the senators in the later years. White is coming off a breakout season where he scored 41 points as a 21-year-old. He’s a stallion.

Eugene Melnyk was thrilled about the contract, stating:
“I was very pleased to see Mark back looking fresher than ever” When asked for further comments by confused reporters Melnyk repeated “I am happy to have Mark Stone on this team”

While most thought the comments made absolutely no sense, we did a little digging and can see what the aged 60-year-old is thinking. If you only look at their foreheads there is a slight resemblance…maybe?

Good old Eugene

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