Fake Hockey News Wants You!

The Fake Hockey News is looking for writers. You don’t have to be a good writer, you just have to say outrageous things and watch hockey enough to know you couldn’t play. No, you know what scratch that we want exactly one guy that thinks he could play in the NHL. Those guys are the fuckin worst. Everyone knows one. Oh wow you scored 150 goals in timbits? Things for sure would have kept going that way had you just stuck with it.

Anyways. Send a funny article to us at Fakehockeynews@gmail.com and get shit done.

 

 

 

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