Nothing gay about this list… Not that there’s anything wrong with that
Very underrated. He is a rocket, he has a rocket Benny and the Jets Charot
Even without teeth, this handsome bastard would steal your wives, mother, daughters, and sons.
Jagr aged like a fine wine. He’s your daddy.
Sebastián steal Aho… Yeah, the one on the Islanders.
Brady Skjei? Brady what the fuck is his last name…. Is a top tier man rocket. This has been well documented by NY Ranger teammates on the chicklets pod. Good for him, great guy, nice jawline.
Steve Yzerman…He’s the eldest Franko brother. You just know the guy fucks.
Seguin may be the most prolific scorer on this list but it was not quite enough to get him to the podium.
Roman Josi. The guy looks like the DJ at an orgy
Jonny Bernier poor bastard didn’t know who Nelson Mandella was… Bernier doesn’t need to know Mandella. He just needs to sit there and look pretty.
Kyle SEX GOD Connor. This one was a no-brainer. He’s the best in the business and can get it done in a number of ways.