Here are 10 photos of Cal Clutterbuck and one of Sebastian Aho… You are Welcome Continue reading Top 10 Cal Clutterbuck Photos
I hate this division and I love the Winnipeg Jets… This division is wild which is unfortunate for the Wild who aren’t really that bad. They just aren’t really that good. My Winnipeg Jets are falling apart and the rest of the division just, at least on paper, got a fair bit better. The Preds The Stars The Avalanche The Blues The Jets The Wild … Continue reading The Stupid Central Division
The Sens locked up young stud Colin White to a 6 year 28,500,000 MILLION dollar contract. The deal looks like it will be a steal for the senators in the later years. White is coming off a breakout season where he scored 41 points as a 21-year-old. He’s a stallion. Eugene Melnyk was thrilled about the contract, stating: “I was very pleased to see Mark … Continue reading Colin White Signs 6 Year Ticket
Doing the Pacific first because the Central is scary. The Pacific is at least from where I’m sitting the most predictable. It is probably, with no numbers to back this up, the division that has had the least change in roster across the board. I have the top four teams and bottom four teams remaining in the top and bottom of the division with a … Continue reading Season Predictions: The Pacific
Predicting this division is going to be wicked hard. Last years bottom two teams the Devils and Rangers both improved significantly. The Flyers are a year older and wiser. The Capitals and Penguins are the Capitals and Penguins…but the team that’s going to come out on top of this division is SEBASTIAN AHO AND THE HURRICANES!!! Just kidding they are the Flordia of last year, … Continue reading Season Predictions: The Metro
Yzerman from first to worst in the Atlantic. Here are some real warm takes. Continue reading Season Predictions: The Atlantic
Let’s try this again… The first round was WACK, Yo. Now that we’ve seen what the Playoff versions of these teams look like FakeHockeyNews is ready to try again. We can’t frig it up that bad, that often… Unfortunately, this is being posted late and we have already botched the Islanders series. St.Louis Blues vs Dallas Stars FHN Pick: Blues in 6 The Blues continued … Continue reading 2 for 8 In The First Round. Here Are The Round 2 Picks You Should Bet Against, Probably.