Let’s try this again… The first round was WACK, Yo. Now that we’ve seen what the Playoff versions of these teams look like FakeHockeyNews is ready to try again. We can’t frig it up that bad, that often… Unfortunately, this is being posted late and we have already botched the Islanders series. St.Louis Blues vs Dallas Stars FHN Pick: Blues in 6 The Blues continued … Continue reading 2 for 8 In The First Round. Here Are The Round 2 Picks You Should Bet Against, Probably.
Fake Hockey News doesn’t know what the fuck we’re talking about here’s our best guess. Calgary Flames vs Colorado Avalanche This is the western series with the most consensus. Calgary is the better team, right? WRONG! No just kidding they are and will probably win but their goaltending is going to play a major role in this series. Calgary has yet to announce the starting … Continue reading Playoffs Picks My Dudes (West)
The playoffs are fuckin here!!!! Let’s break this bitch down. Tampa Bay Lightning vs Columbus Blue Jackets FHN Pick: Tampa in 5 The bolts are the best team in hockey by a country mile. The Jackets are a team better than their record shows and not an ideal first round match-up for a number one seed. That being said the Lightning are the best in … Continue reading The Fake Hockey News Playoff Picks Baby (EAST)
The Smashville Preds are going all the way this year. It will happen in 7 games when their wagon meets the TampaBay wagon in the fiz-inalz. The Predators have been contenders if not favourites for the past 3 seasons and this year it’s going down. While it pains me to say as a die-hard Winnipeg Jets fan. I feel as though the deal was sealed … Continue reading Stanley Cup Champion Mikael Granlund
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The Fake Hockey News is looking for writers. You don’t have to be a good writer, you just have to say outrageous things and watch hockey enough to know you couldn’t play. No, you know what scratch that we want exactly one guy that thinks he could play in the NHL. Those guys are the fuckin worst. Everyone knows one. Oh wow you scored 150 … Continue reading Fake Hockey News Wants You!